Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s retreat.
This self-styled "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His online personas scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both amusing and unnerving. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems comfortable in standing idly by while handing out cocktails and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever setting foot this cesspit.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with rubbish and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of article the ordinary to see roaches darting across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime here that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their blatant indifference. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you want to stay sane, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!